I Don't Fudge Rolls. I Rewrite Consequences. — D&D ReinKarnated Classic Tee
Black Heather / S
$25.00
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$25.00
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There's a difference between a DM who cheats the dice and a DM who understands that the dice are only part of the story. The roll lands where it lands. What happens next — that's craft.
This tee is for the Dungeon Masters who don't move numbers behind the screen, but have absolutely reframed a Nat 1 into the most narratively satisfying moment of the campaign. The ones who know that consequence is the engine of every great story, and that the best sessions aren't the ones where everyone survives — they're the ones where nobody forgets what happened.
Wear it proudly. Your players will either laugh or feel slightly nervous. Both are correct reactions.
Design
Front — "I Don't Fudge Rolls. I Rewrite Consequences." in bold fantasy-serif lettering with the D&D ReinKarnated crest
Back — Clean. Blank.
Print Method
Printed via Printful using DTFlex — premium heat-transfer film that delivers sharp edges, rich color saturation, and a flexible finish built to last. Your design stays crisp through every session, every wash, every campaign.
Fit & Fabric
Unisex classic fit — soft, pre-shrunk premium cotton. True to size. Size up if you prefer a relaxed fit or you're broader through the shoulders.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print. No bleach.
For the DMs. The architects. The ones who never cheat — but always have a plan.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I Don't Fudge Rolls. I Rewrite Consequences. — D&D ReinKarnated Classic Tee
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price
This tee is for the Dungeon Masters who don't move numbers behind the screen, but have absolutely reframed a Nat 1 into the most narratively satisfying moment of the campaign. The ones who know that consequence is the engine of every great story, and that the best sessions aren't the ones where everyone survives — they're the ones where nobody forgets what happened.
Wear it proudly. Your players will either laugh or feel slightly nervous. Both are correct reactions.
Design
Front — "I Don't Fudge Rolls. I Rewrite Consequences." in bold fantasy-serif lettering with the D&D ReinKarnated crest
Back — Clean. Blank.
Print Method
Printed via Printful using DTFlex — premium heat-transfer film that delivers sharp edges, rich color saturation, and a flexible finish built to last. Your design stays crisp through every session, every wash, every campaign.
Fit & Fabric
Unisex classic fit — soft, pre-shrunk premium cotton. True to size. Size up if you prefer a relaxed fit or you're broader through the shoulders.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print. No bleach.
For the DMs. The architects. The ones who never cheat — but always have a plan.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!